The Shell Patrol Hoodie
Put this hoodie on and you're instantly the authority on how to be safely shell. Kinda like a lifeguard except you're always shell...like always.
This hoodie is perfect for chilly beach nights or the comfort of your conference room aka your living room couch while daydreaming about the beach.
- 1. Get Shell.
- 2. Go To Beach at Dusk / Night.
- 3. Put on Hoodie.
- 4. Patrol the Beach.
- 5. Ensure Everyone is Safe and Shell.
- 6. Zone Out to Graphic on Back of Hoodie.
-Stay Safe. Stay Shell. Always Shell.